I dreamt I was a moron...

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Hey, I’m Bee. I like Final Fantasies, body horror, drawing old men, and drinking cheap wine. I’m not very good at keeping up with music past or present, and my other media tastes are all over the place. This is just a personal blog, so nothing here is organized, but I tag pretty much everything for my own reference. If you need anything else tagged let me know.

I’m on NA and EU datacenters on FFXIV, just ask if you want to add one of my characters to your friend list.

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topherchris

rotary-supercollider

There exists an alternate universe where Toby Fox made a TV show for Disney channel called Undertale and had to cut all the gay parts and Alex Hirsch made an extremely gay indie game about a town called Gravity Falls

liketheinferno2

drawing some stinnies

fairycosmos

sometimes you listen to an orchestra and you’re like maybe the magic i stopped believing in when i was eleven does exist in some form

yell0w-jacket

hee hoo hanukkah/christmas overlap this year

the first one is from a postcard i saw on here somewhere and the second one is i told my bf that I wanted to draw aymeric in a cozy sweater and he said “NO. draw him in a sweater that’s TOO cozy. make him not able to move his little arms.”

pyreo

A normal ass confirmation button at the bottom of a normal internet form: Submit

My fucking gremlin brain every time for the last 10 years:

chaumas

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

chaumas

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

gremlin-pattie

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

chaumas

thanks. the womb installation worked.

adrenalinevan

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

chaumas

it wasn’t relevant to my journey

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Meet Tinkaton Crowsbane. She is very small. She wants a hammer. Give her a hammer for annihilate large bird.

memorycycle

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

slimegirlwarlock

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

piosplayhouse

Went outside my fandom bubble and saw people being cancelled for shipping two characters who tried to kill each other once damn is this the limit nowadays

ineffectualdemon

Trying to kill each other is a reason to START shipping characters

modmad

I just realised that some of you have probably never seen or heard of what is in my opinion the best film version of Alice in Wonderland, which is from 1999 and you can watch the entire thing here on youtube unless it’s blocked in your country but that’s what VPNs are for baby. It’s by far the best in terms of accurately integrating things from the books while putting its own very unique spin on it (also has one of the most accurate ‘vibes’ from the books with its charming/spooky/quirky tones). I really love it. Enjoy!

Oh and did I mention it features Gene Wilder, Martin Short and a bunch of work done by Jim Henson’s workshop? Yeah. Go get it.

feralho3

Please don’t kill

anfae

Dusk fox ✨